This is the DNC Convention Swag Bag. Obama fans hopped up on Joint Juice. This party will swing.
Arava the disabled turtle has been using a skateboard to get some action.
Officials at the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo say that since they hooked her back legs up to some sweet wheels, Arava’s been receiving gentlemen callers.
When she first arrived at the petting zoo, unable to walk Arava was dateless, but now that she’s rockin’ the pimped out turtle hover-round, she has changed her Facebook status to “In a Relationship.”
Hannah and Herschel hanging on every joke at Stateside Standup, Santa Barbara.
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Kids Comedy Club
Some of the kids in our club are performing tonight at the Jewish Center in Santa Barbara. Pictured (left to right) Devon’s feet, Kyle, Joel, Paul.