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August 22, 2009
...A man with a tattoo of Britney Spears’ name on his arm or neck allegedly stole a Chihuahua with pink earrings from a South Florida gay bar.
Thank you, AP. That is the most delicious opening line to a news story I have ever read.
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best ledes, ever. I tested my wife by reading the first sentence and asking her if she thought it came from a real...
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