Louise Palanker

Sam Tripoli.  Only funny when he shows up.  Therefore, tonight at Stateside Stand Up… not funny.

His text message at 8:30pm read: “I’m in Afghanastan.”  Even if you speed, you’re not going to get to Santa Barbara by 9pm.

No Sam.  Go to plan B.  Let the people in for free.  Andrey and I each do a half hour.  Plan B = Pain. 

Ah, blessed relief of post show humiliation.