Oh, Sweet Mother of Network Television, Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas are breaking up! 

10 out of 11 bachelors have tried and failed to make it work.  These are outrageous and unacceptable statistics. 

If a hot hunk of chiseled bachlelordom can’t live in a mansion while simultaneously dating 25 Actress/Pharmaceutical Sales Representatives on national television in order to find a true and lasting love, then what is there left for me to believe?

Are we all supposed to start dating one person at a time…?  Away from cameras…?  In regular sized houses…?  This is some bullsh#*t.