Oh, Sweet Mother of Network Television, Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas are breaking up! 

10 out of 11 bachelors have tried and failed to make it work.  These are outrageous and unacceptable statistics. 

If a hot hunk of chiseled bachlelordom can’t live in a mansion while simultaneously dating 25 Actress/Pharmaceutical Sales Representatives on national television in order to find a true and lasting love, then what is there left for me to believe?

Are we all supposed to start dating one person at a time…?  Away from cameras…?  In regular sized houses…?  This is some bullsh#*t.

“Fish Pedicures” are making a big wave in an Alexandria, VA salon.  These tiny Asian, warm water fish called Gara Rufa love to eat away at dead flaking skin.

So now we are out-sourcing our pedicures to Chinese fish.

By The Mission in Santa Barbara with the camera on a fire hydrant for a long exposure.  (must buy tri-pod)

The greatest moment in cinegraphic history comes to us courtesy of Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan.

“You seem so far away, though you are standing near.

The Love you gave me.  Nothing else can save me, S.O.S.”  (quiet tear)

It’s borderline Kosher!

ianbroyles:

about to (via my camera)

pulled over when i saw a couple kids skateboarding last night. they seemed to enjoy having me there with the camera. “is it clean, is it clean?” they’d ask after every photo. “it’s clean.”

Ben Gleib live at Stateside in Santa Barbara from my phone.

Our radio  show, “Talk it Over’ just went from podcast to podcast+.  We are now on KERI AM 1180, in Bakersfield/Fresno every Monday morning at 2am!

Worth staying up for?  Worth driving to Fresno for?  Worth writing fragmented questions for?

Oh, yes.  (or you can just go to Talkitoverradio.com)

Note the stylish photo of Lee Jay Berman, Me and New York based Diane Dimond appearing, courtesy of an enlarged headshot on our Mac.

In the words (word) of the great Paul Cowsill: “Nice!”

ianbroyles:

loading only (via my camera)

i took time to wander around alone last night. i don’t do that enough anymore.

Why was she so great?  Two words sum it up: Tiny and Sassy.  A gorgeous combo. 

She was a small, adorable, delicious pitcher of truth.  She would fling it.  We knew she was going to fling it.  We were ready to have it flung.  And still it surprised and delighted us every time.

Thank you, Estelle Getty for the laughs and the fun and the truth.

For good, clean, out-of-town-company Summer Fun, have them jump off tables at dusk while playing with your camera.  Evidence shows they will do it!